My Wife Dresses Me As A Women

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-With Rachel and Justin Playing Basket Ball-
Justin:- Grabs a Basketball- You Ready To Play against the Champ.
Rachel: Ha, Your just Jealous.
Justin: Of What?
Rachel: -Thinks- Of My Good Basketballness Playingness. -Confused-
Justin: What did you even Say? -Confused-
Rachel: -Runs and hits the Ball out of his hands- What Now.
Justin: Thats No Fair you confused me with Your Dumbness.
Rahcel: You Wish. -Shoots a 3 Pointer and Makes it in- What Now Loser!!
Justin: -Gets the rebound and walks over to her- Its Not My Fault that you cheat.
Rachel: Thats What they All Say. Now Shoot or i’ll throw a Rock at your Head.
Justin: Like you Can Aim Right. -Laughs-
Alex: Justin!! -Comes out from the Corner-
Justin:- Turns Around- What? Can’t you See i’m in the Middle of a Game
Rachel:-Picks up and Rock and Throws it at him-
Justin:-Gets hit in the Head By a Rock and Turns around-
Rachel: Run Alex!! -Runs down to the Lake-
Justin: -Runs after Both of them- I’m Gonna Throw you in the Water.
Alex and Rachel Catch up with Each other and Run onto the dock. They Looked Everywhere.
Alex: Crap, This isn’t Good -Looking At Rachel-
Rachel: Why are you standing here. Call your Boyfriend.
Alex: Oh Right. -Yells- Danny Help Me!!
Justin:-Runs onto the Dock and Stops Right infront of them- Hello.
Rachel: Hey
Alex: Hey So, How’s it Going? -Smiles-
Justin: Ha Ha, Nice Try but you know you cant out Smart me.
Danny: -Runs onto the Dock besides Justin- Yeah?
Alex: My Brothers Trying to hurt me -puppydog Face-
Justin: -Looks at his Wrist- Hey Look at the Time I Really Must Be going -runs of the Dock-
Rachel: Thank you Danny. See you Later. I’m Gonna Go get some food -Runs off the Dock and into the House-
Alex: -Jumps on him and gives him a Hug- Thank you.
Danny: Your Welcome -Sets her Down- What do you want to do?
Alex: I have a Question? Where are your Sisters?
Danny: -Looks around- I Dont know. -Confused-
Alex: Guess what?
Danny: What
Alex: We have to Be on Seperate Teams Tonight For Volleyball.
Danny: What! Your Gonna Kill Me. -Fakes being sad-
Alex: What can i do to make you happy. -

Danny: I Can think of one Thing -Smiles-
Alex: -Kisses him Passionatly-
Danny: -Brings his Hands down to her Hips-
Alex: -Wraps her Arms around his Neck-
Hailee: Alexandria Marie Carson!!
Alex: -Pulls Away- I Guess i have to Go.
Danny: Are you in trouble?
Alex: If Any of our Parents use our full name. Were Way Down Deep. See ya later -Gives him a Peck and Runs up into the House-
Danny:- Grabs his Skatebaord and Rides back to his House-

-With Bella and Zac-
Bella: -In her Bunk Putting Clothes away-
Zac:-Walks in and Wraps his Arms around her hugging her from the back- Hello
Bella: -smiles- Hey -Turns around and kisses him-
Zac: -Pulls away- Need Any help?
Bella: There Might be some stuff that you dont need to see. But yeah. You can Unpack the Bag over there -Points to it-
Zac: Okay -Opens it to only find shoes- DANG GIRL!! How many pairs did you Bring?
Bella: 14 Pairs Why? -Laughs-
Zac: -Picks up a Pair of High heels- What are these bad girls for? -Smiles-
Bella: Well if we ever went into town i’d where those. Now Put them in the Closet by my stuff.
Zac:-Opens the Closet door and Sees Bella’s Side – You Brought alot of clothes didn’t you -Puts the Shoes down-
Bella: Yup. Those Shoes Go with that Dress. -Puts More Clothes in the Closet-
Zac: -Pulls out the Pink Dress- You Can Actually Fit in this? -Raises his Eyebrows?
Bella: Yup, Thats for when we go out to eat on the 4th of July.
Zac: Oh Really -Smiles and Puts it back-
-They Unpack her Clothes-
Zac: So What do you Want to Do?
Bella: Lets go Sking.
Zac:-Covers her Mouth- Don’t Say that or My Uncle Will Come in.
Kenny: Anyone Say Sking? -Smiles-
Zac: -Gives her a Look-what-you-did Look- Bella Did.
Kenny: Lets Go i’ll Teach you. -Runs out the door-
Zac:-laughs- Your in for it now -Smiles and is about to walk out the door-
Bella:-stands up- Where are you going?
Zac: To Get My Swimming Suit on. I’m Not gonna Let him Torcher you.
Bella: Aww, My Romeo -Kisses him and pushes him out the door- See you in a Few.

-With Raiven in her Room-
Raiven:-Walks in and Puts her Guitar Under the bunk Turns around and Screams- Holy Crap!

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Single Of The Week
Chapter 22
MARATHON!….again….hoep you don’t mind but I got far behind and I need to catch up! so part 1

“Listen Als I need an honest answer we’ve been friends sense 3rd grade Als so I’m not going to tell anyone alright” he said and I folded my arms again

“Do you?” he asked and I feel onto the couch behind me

“I dont see why it matters” I said looking at him

“because it’s not a good idea not to mention that Jamie said he told you he has a girlfriend and the fact that your pretty much the leader of this band and-”

“Nate seriously dude your not really going to say this are you?” I said and he sat down next to me.

“okay Allie your like a little sister to me honest… and its not just because your brother would kill me if I let anything happened to you…but you’ve always been like my little sister… so I’m still gonna look out for you I’m just saying you shouldn’t get emotionally involved with him…I can see the way you look at him and the way he looks at..you”
My glance shot up at him confused

“What?” I said

“Allie I think he… well…likes you” Nathan said and now I let my shoulders fall looking at him in disbelief

“Ha yeah right Nate” I said and he shrugged

“Okay whatever but I do” he said and he got up and walked towards the door, he stopped and turned around looking at me again.

“Just watch yourself Als I don’t want you to get hurt again alright?” he said and I rolled my eyes putting a pillow that was laying on the couch over my face.

“What’s going on?” I heard Natalie ask and I pulled the pillow down to see Natalie walking in as Nathan walked out. Natalie was looking at me confused and Nathan was glancing over his shoulder at her that guy was helpless and he was worried about me liking someone…

To be honest Natalie and I hadn’t talked much sense she told everything to Joe. There was this little tension inbetween us. I was mad she told him all that stuff plus I felt like I couldn’t tell her anything anymore not knowing who it might come out to… and my guess would be that she felt kind of bad about doing it but didn’t want to tell me so there was diffently some tension there.

“Nothing” I mumbled getting up

“Hey ready to go over that song again?” Joe asked walking in behind Natalie with a guitar in hand.
He always showed up just when I needed him.

“Yeah” I said grabbing my bag and walking towards him, I walked past Natalie who grabbed my arm lightly

“We’ve got to meet with the stylist” she said and I pulled my arm away

“Hey Nats your always telling me to chill…So chill” I said with a smile walking backwards towards the door my bag over my shoulder and jacket in hand.

“Allie you haven’t met with her on-”

“Nats I can dress my self I’m not a barbie” I said turning around and walking towards Joe hearing Natalie sigh.

“You can go meet the stylist if you want…” Joe said as we walked down the hall

“Ha trust me I’d rather not” I said and Joe laughed a little

“I mean don’t get me wrong I love clothes well shopping and shoes love shoes! but-”

“I get it…” Joe said with a laugh, there was that laugh…I smiled looking over at him as we walked down the hall.

“So you’ve met my family…I haven’t heard about yours” he said opening his hotel door. I walked through it him following behind me.

“My family well I’ve got an older brothers…Mark…he’s in college and my parents are on buisness a lot but their pretty much like your parents actually” I said and Joe smiled.

“Ah well I don’t know what I would do without my parents on the road with me” Joe said and I smiled

“Yeah it must be nice” I said thinking back to my parents, sure I missed them but this whole “road trip of my life” as everyone put it was definatly turning out to be exactly that…

Over the last 3 weeks every free possible moment of mine has been spent with Joe.
Every single one from time in the studio to messing around in the studio, to backstage to before to after shows to hanging out at the hotels, and I had my little guard up over my heart, even though it seemed to crumble down bit by bit every day I spent around him, and the wierd thing was I don’t think I minded I mean not to much anyway and it was mainly because Joe has a girlfriend therefore nothing can happen, Joe had been calling me Als lately instead of Allie.
Tonight we had a big show to play and while I was nervous I couldn’t wait till afterwards.
The Jonas Brothers had invited all of us to some party after the show, and of course we were encouraged to go because we would meet “people in the buisness”
I was walking towards the stage when I saw Joe walking towards me

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Single Of The Week
Chapter 22
MARATHON!….again….hoep you don’t mind but I got far behind and I need to catch up! so part 1

“Listen Als I need an honest answer we’ve been friends sense 3rd grade Als so I’m not going to tell anyone alright” he said and I folded my arms again

“Do you?” he asked and I feel onto the couch behind me

“I dont see why it matters” I said looking at him

“because it’s not a good idea not to mention that Jamie said he told you he has a girlfriend and the fact that your pretty much the leader of this band and-”

“Nate seriously dude your not really going to say this are you?” I said and he sat down next to me.

“okay Allie your like a little sister to me honest… and its not just because your brother would kill me if I let anything happened to you…but you’ve always been like my little sister… so I’m still gonna look out for you I’m just saying you shouldn’t get emotionally involved with him…I can see the way you look at him and the way he looks at..you”
My glance shot up at him confused

“What?” I said

“Allie I think he… well…likes you” Nathan said and now I let my shoulders fall looking at him in disbelief

“Ha yeah right Nate” I said and he shrugged

“Okay whatever but I do” he said and he got up and walked towards the door, he stopped and turned around looking at me again.

“Just watch yourself Als I don’t want you to get hurt again alright?” he said and I rolled my eyes putting a pillow that was laying on the couch over my face.

“What’s going on?” I heard Natalie ask and I pulled the pillow down to see Natalie walking in as Nathan walked out. Natalie was looking at me confused and Nathan was glancing over his shoulder at her that guy was helpless and he was worried about me liking someone…

To be honest Natalie and I hadn’t talked much sense she told everything to Joe. There was this little tension inbetween us. I was mad she told him all that stuff plus I felt like I couldn’t tell her anything anymore not knowing who it might come out to… and my guess would be that she felt kind of bad about doing it but didn’t want to tell me so there was diffently some tension there.

“Nothing” I mumbled getting up

“Hey ready to go over that song again?” Joe asked walking in behind Natalie with a guitar in hand.
He always showed up just when I needed him.

“Yeah” I said grabbing my bag and walking towards him, I walked past Natalie who grabbed my arm lightly

“We’ve got to meet with the stylist” she said and I pulled my arm away

“Hey Nats your always telling me to chill…So chill” I said with a smile walking backwards towards the door my bag over my shoulder and jacket in hand.

“Allie you haven’t met with her on-”

“Nats I can dress my self I’m not a barbie” I said turning around and walking towards Joe hearing Natalie sigh.

“You can go meet the stylist if you want…” Joe said as we walked down the hall

“Ha trust me I’d rather not” I said and Joe laughed a little

“I mean don’t get me wrong I love clothes well shopping and shoes love shoes! but-”

“I get it…” Joe said with a laugh, there was that laugh…I smiled looking over at him as we walked down the hall.

“So you’ve met my family…I haven’t heard about yours” he said opening his hotel door. I walked through it him following behind me.

“My family well I’ve got an older brothers…Mark…he’s in college and my parents are on buisness a lot but their pretty much like your parents actually” I said and Joe smiled.

“Ah well I don’t know what I would do without my parents on the road with me” Joe said and I smiled

“Yeah it must be nice” I said thinking back to my parents, sure I missed them but this whole “road trip of my life” as everyone put it was definatly turning out to be exactly that…

Over the last 3 weeks every free possible moment of mine has been spent with Joe.
Every single one from time in the studio to messing around in the studio, to backstage to before to after shows to hanging out at the hotels, and I had my little guard up over my heart, even though it seemed to crumble down bit by bit every day I spent around him, and the wierd thing was I don’t think I minded I mean not to much anyway and it was mainly because Joe has a girlfriend therefore nothing can happen, Joe had been calling me Als lately instead of Allie.
Tonight we had a big show to play and while I was nervous I couldn’t wait till afterwards.
The Jonas Brothers had invited all of us to some party after the show, and of course we were encouraged to go because we would meet “people in the buisness”
I was walking towards the stage when I saw Joe walking towards me

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This video is animation created for The Imperial Orgy song This Is The Way They Keep You Dumb. It plays behind the group during their multimedia performances. The video is for the song’s Verses.

This is the way that they keep you dumb
This is the way that they keep you dumb
This is how they do it
There really ain’t nothin’ t it
There is how they do it
But I see right through it

I got Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Linsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Lil’ Kim Posh & Becks, Tom & katie, but I got no pride

I got fast food, sugar coated, caffeine loaded, super-sized, double-beef, special sauce, extra cheese, and I am what I eat

I got Game Boy, Xbox, Play Station, Grand Theft Auto, Ever Quest, Final Fantasy, but I go no life

I got CNN, Fox News, Bill O’Reilly, Chris Matthews, Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, Move On .org, but I can’t think for myself

Hello Mr Young American! No need to waste your time thinking about class politics or social injustice, Here, have a brand new video game Get em’ now, they’re really cheap because they’re made by authentic Chinese peasants who work for peanuts, literally, ha ha ha Y’know, there’s a job just for you up on Wall Street All you have to do is a get a good education, but don’t ever think, just do what you’re told, be bought and sold, and you’ll get easy pussy, fast cars and live like a star, Oh, God bless America, land of liberty, land of plenty

I got Fear Factor, Real World, Big Brother, Road Rules, Pop Idol, Dr Phil, The Bachelor, and I call that reality

I got Evangelicals, Zionist, Jihadists, Sunday-Morning Demagogues, Jimmy Swagert, John Hagee, 700 club and they all preach hate

I got a new car, mortgage scams, master card, Am Ex Gold, Ipod, iPhone, an iSoul and I’m an interest rate slave

I got Al Queda, tainted food, bird flu, super bugs, pedophiles, crime sprees, terrorists are everywhere, and my mind is ruled by fear.

Hello Ms middle class teen princess Put down that book right now Hey check out the newest jackass video brought directly into your home by youtube And don’t forget to turn on your radio It’s the latest Mickey Mouse Club pop tart whose been sending you the message since you were seven years old that if you want to be loved you better shake your butt, dress like a slut, walk on all fours, never open doors, think of yourself as a bitch, always scratch his itch, and hey little girl I think you could drop a few pounds. What don’t you have a big mac then stick your finger down your throat? That’s the way the cool girls do it. You gotta stay thin or your sex tape will never make headlines, and then how will you ever get the fame and fortune you are destined for?

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Hatred of women is not just sexist but incredibly anti-semitic. To find out personally that it is being dressed up as science is much Scarier than Mariah Carey, Jim Carrey or anyone else,

The English are not anti-semitic. Our Queen has quite distinctive Jewish looks. So who runs our country? It ain’t the Queen, it aint parliament, not even the European Union. All I can think is that it is the Ku Klux Klan.

Thank you, British Music Industry for turning my friends against me , British Medicine for trying to labotomise my wife simply for being a Jewish women ,British Social Workers for stealing her children and the British Civil Service for preventing us from having careers. and the British Tabloid Media for calling us scroungers.

It has led us to believe that the Act Of Union is illegal and with the intent of the brutal suppression of Women, both Jew and Gentile.

Listen to Lily Allen’s great song You. We know what’s happening. Please, don’t be a coward and try to hide to save face with your friends- if they have this attitude they have no friends because they are just stuck up and selfish!

If Dawkins and company can hold these beliefs about women and get away with it, please ensure that such men sleep alone. I don’t think Mr Dawkins actually does- because calling someone deluded for their faith denies people free will.

We have the right to be Atheists if we want, and the right to believe in God too. Mathematically it’s impossible to prove or disprove the existance of God. The problem with “The God Delusion” is people are given medication for having delusions. God has been really good to me, and I’d call everything that isn’t me, er , God. It’s OUR right to choose.

We have the right to believe in fairies and space aliens too- as long as such beliefs don’t harm anybody.

I would like to stress that I have NOTHING against Atheists whatsover – our right has human beings is to be ourselves and have free will – robots don’t!

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One of docs best!

Yo, is there such thing as Miss Right
Settling down and all of that
Or is there always gonna be temptation everywhere
Do you know what im sayin like
How strong can one man be
Or is man naturally weak,
Is that the nature of man?
Who would have ever thought Id feel this way
Never change running in and out of women up until this day
Now I wonder could there be one thats definitely right
One girl, one love for the rest of my life
Seeing the different beings every evening
But whats the meaning
Its sexual healing with less of the feeling
The gold man come and the pimp go
Its hard tryna my inspiration from the mind of a bimbo
Cause one day I gotta start a family
But how am I gonna do it without one who understand me

Its not a whip thing, this aint a sucker for love rap
You got a good woman, aint nothing above that
Not just someone to sleep with, somebody to eat with, walk street with, kick back and talk deep with
And how I know who Ive founds right?
She probably got the voice of an angel
Whenever she sings it sounds like
Im an old dog, typical sinner baby
But maybe you got the credentials required to come and save me
What do you say we stop and talk for a minute?
Got a feeling you and me could have a ball if youre willing
Not excitable, you gotta be calm, quietly confident charm
Understated like the bracelet on your arm
More presented than your feasible bling
Still you meant it when you said you wasnt tempted by material things
Lose the hat , hair pulled back smooth in a plat
Serious types do you got a sense of humour and that
So you know I dont just break backs, I break bones
Let me pull up to your bumper hun like Chris Jones
Listen, give me the scissors, Ill cut off all them other bitches
Ill be your mister, you can be my mrs
And we can do this traditional style
Now just think
And hun if youre my number one sing

See, thats the struggle with man
Do you know what im sayin
You want the one, but you dont want the one
Maybe im not making myself clear man
I need someone who can make this crystal
Oi Essa!

Sometimes the truth hurts but sometimes the truth works
Never know which one youre gonna find when you search
And loose words can lead a life in a lurch
When you could have been a husband and a wife in a church
But imma speak up for the guys in this verse
Cause theres one question that can drive us beserk
If there aint much time on this earth, and I wanna find one girl for my whole life
Is it her?
Cause you can have a princess
But when that girl in the pink dress over her shoulders showing interest
Its a big test
Gotta do what you thinks best
Many dont, even though they know they been blessed
And whatever you say, youll never explain Eric Benét drivin Halle Berry away
Most women hate Brad cause of Angelina Jolie
But if you hear the same from a man then hes a phony
Even if you cant condone
The truest man in the worlds got a part that wants a chance to roll
And some women dont understand that, some of them do
Out of them, who can deal with it?
Only a few
Things will never be painless cause when everything changes
The question is can the two of you change with?
And thats what the beauty of faith is
As long as we can hold on to that, me and you are okay miss, Love…

Lyrics thanks to izinku, Edited by me

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아빠가 여자를 좋아해, 미남이시네요, 추노.
Actress Lee Na-young (이나영) is causing a sensation for cross-dressing in the movie temporarily titled ‘Dad Loves Women.’ The cross-dressing sensation on female celebrities is continuing in the new year as well. Come with us and meet the celebrities who dressed like men right now.

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x Death of an Angel x

A tribute to Ellie from her mummy and her daddy. Ellies name means light and that is what she was she was the light of our lives our perfect daughter, a perfect big sister to Joshua and now one of gods perfect angels. Ellie touched our hearts in away we shall never forget and the five years we have had her were so memorable and precious and we will be forever thankful that god chose us to be her parents. she came into our world on 31st October 2001 a halloween babby weighing in at a delicate 7lb 2 and a half ounces. When Ellie was 2 she started busy bears the nursery. At nursery she met a best friend called Lucy and it was the friendship that made the transision of leaving mum and dad for a few hours a little easier. when Ellie went to big school which is what we called tower college at the age of 4 she was a popular little girl. She was very happy and outgoing, she had a new best friend again called Lucy and Ellie was known as the kissy girl. We wont say for obvious reasons but she did have a passion for changing her boyfriends. Little friends that Ellie spoke about often and indeed played with were Olivia, Lucy, Caitlin and her cousin Nicole. And Caitlin told her mummy that she would always miss Ellie and that she is sad without her and she misses having Ellie to dressup and play with. Ellie touched our lives and the lives of other people. Everyone loved her. she was special in a way that is beyond belief. She was a little character she could literally light up a room by being in it. She was bubbly, she loved music of beyonce and disney movies. Ellie was mischevious, we have lost count of the little tricks she used to play on us Like hiding mummys shoes singing the theme tune to jaws to scare her daddy. the list is endless. Ellie was imaginative, she loved to dress up in pink or a character from disney with the little mermaid being her most favourite. She also liked dressing up in her mummys shoes and putting mummys make up on. Ellie loved her life, she was never happier than when she was off to toys r us with her daddy. Or when she was playing with her barbies, or her teddies or when she was watching her d v d`s particularly the lion king, the little mermaid and brother bear or even when she was on the computer on the c b b`s website or the disney playhouse. She was so funny on the computer often timing her dad on it so that she could get on it next. Ellie had just taken up horseriding at the burrows lane stables and she was doing just great. And of course Ellie had not long ago become a big sister. Ellie was so funny with Joshua. She was sometimes like a mother to him, always wanting to help us change or bath him. She was so cute and funny. Our beautiful daughter was so sensitive, so caring, so inquisitive, and a complete chatterbox and we wouldn`t have changed a thing about her. So many hearts were broken the day she fell asleep so many tears have been shed for her the pain and the loss we will always keep and now our little bright star shines down on us we know it is Ellie sending her love. The star will shine the rain will fall the sun will beam our Ellie will be in our every dream play little darling in the garden of light your every rainbow will be our delight. Ellie thankyou for being part of our lives you have made an impact in this world and you will be long loved and never be forgotten sleep tight in heaven angle you have earned your wings and they are truly golden. Love you always mummy, daddy and baby Joshua.

Ellie Lawrenson was just 5 years old when on new years day 2007 her uncle’s pit bull terrier called Reuben mauled her to death. She suffered 72 seperate injuries. She was taken from us so cruelly.
This video is dedicated to Ellie.
Rest in Heaven Baby Gurl.
Forever in our hearts.
X~x~X~x~X

Ellie Lawrenson was mauled to death by her uncles pitbull on news years day
This is in loving memory of her

She was only 5
and had her whole life ahead of her

On 1st January heaven gained another angel

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Script;

Call me old fashioned, but my penis is for butter.

Hey, thanks for coming, this is Mega the Jester.

Now amid my shingles and hemorrhoids beats the
Cold yet disturbed heart of a twatcake.

Which is the lovechild of an X-Box fan and the
Contents found in a pensioners handbag.

This strange combination of DNA or WTFs is
The first sign you will EVER see of a man. A
Man with a dream, a man with a dream and
A cup of mayonnaise to light the way for when
You too have piles and various skin diseases.

I think you know what I’m trying to say.

Hobbies can control you. Its true.

Being funny is a HUGE hobby of mine. But
When it becomes a chore, It ain’t funny.

Well maybe it is funny. About as funny as taking a
Girl home from a club and later discovering
There’s something down her dress she likes to
Call Barry.

Try not to stare, you may become hypnotized
By that gigantic purple head of his.

Barry the dickhead we call him.

In short? Why am I here?

Because Ive been youtubing for 6 years on
Another account and I think its time for
A change.

If you don’t know me, fantastic. Call me
Mega.

That name will suit me well.

I borrowed it from the famous computer game
Character Mr Man. Good chap.

SIGMA YOU BALD BASTARD!!!

DIE! You must die!

Sorry, I don’t know what happened there.

Well, I do. I would explain it to you, but mind
Controlling rickets is something I don’t think you
Can comprehend unless you have them.

DO YOU?!

LIAR!

Because I made them up. Its what I do.

Anyone who likes to be funny begins with a lie.

So hello, I am Miley Cyrus and I don’t give a fuck
What you think.

Well, I’m either that or Mega Hellier. Your
One way ticket to the show.

A show of… diseases really. Well that’s what
Ive told you so far so that’s all you know.

Stay with me, it’ll be fun.

I’m Mega The Jester, and who are you? – Why
Don’t you tell me?

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