My Wife Dresses Me As A Women

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BIG SMOOCHIE
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BLOODY BEAVER BLUES
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ALL INTO FAMILY
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SHE’S GONNA NAG ME INTO THE GRAVE
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I LOVE MY MUFFIN
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HIS DADDY WAS A HUNTER

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LYRICS:
Baby step into my bedroom
I’m gonna rock your world like it’s never been rocked before
Remember to close the door
Being with the Studmuffin
You will never have time to snore
Take off your sexy dress, baby
The slower the better
I’ll take off my neck brace
and my Homer Simpson sweater
Lay on the Studmuffin’s bed
There is no need to be afraid
Just keep your sexy body away
From where my cat Fluffball sprayed
Close your eyes and take a deep breath
You’ll be in heaven before you know it
Okay I’m done, I’m finished
Let’s go for a coffee and a donut
You’ll remember this night for eternity
Or at least for a day or two
Don’t forget your bra and panties
Or my wife is going to kill me and you

MUSIC BY STEVE SCHREIBER
LYRICS/VOCALS BY LARRY GRAVES

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Do you ever get invited to an event and wonder what you should wear? Believe it or not, the rules are much simpler for women than they are for men! Here we will go over the most common dress codes that will be written on your invitation. Remember that you can always dress up or dress down by changing things like jewellery, shoes, accessories, hairstyles, and makeup. One of the best things you can do if you’re still unsure is to talk to other people going to the event – see what your friends will be wearing and take it as a cue!

It’s always better to be overdressed than underdressed. You cannot make an underdressed outfit look more formal! =) Better be thought of as enthusiastic than sloppy. Most of all, remember to have fun!

Covered in this video:

Black Tie
Formal
White Tie/ Ultra-Formal
Black Tie Optional/ Black Tie Invited
Creative Black Tie
Semi-Formal/ After Five
Business Formal
Cocktail Attire
Informal – Does NOT mean Casual!
Casual

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Hey Everyone!! I’m back from winter vacay!! So sorry i couldn’t upload this on christmas which was what i had planned but here it is now. better late than never right?
I hope you all had a wonderful christmas and a happy new years!!!
xoxo, Ashley
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Buzzzzzzzz! My alarm went off. I turned it off and looked out the window. Snow started to fall. One by one, tiny little white flecks hit my window. I smiled a little. It was Christmas, and it was snowing slowly. I remembered a day like this 10 years ago. It was one of the happiest days of my life but the saddest too. 10 years ago on my fifteenth Christmas, I had just woken up from making love to my foster brother. He was beside me smiling. I looked at him and blushed. I was thinking how thankful I am that I met him. I was also thinking how precious last night was; mostly because I lost my virginity to the man I love. I remember a tear fell from his cheek because we both knew we didnt have much longer to be together. He was getting adopted. It shattered my heart that he had to leave, but I will never forget when he told me he loved me and we made love. He got up and got dressed, but before he went downstairs for breakfast he told me hed always love me and find me one day. Then, he gave me a sweet kiss on the lips and left. A short while after that, we said our goodbyes and I havent seen him since that day.

So here I am today ten years later looking out my window. I wonder where he is. I wonder if ever find me. I wish one day he will. I miss him. I got dressed and as I was looking in the mirror, I touched my lips. I can still feel the warmth of his lips from the time we first kissed. I know in my heart that he will be my one and only lover.
Demi, its gonna be alright
I saw Selena standing outside my door. Shes my best friend. She was there for me when I fell for him, she was there for me when he left, and shes still here for me today. I look at her. Selena comes into my room and gives me a hug. I look up at her
I know everything will be alright, because come. I know he will Sel Selena looked at me with a sad face.
Its breaking my heart to see you like this Demi. You keep hoping and wishing. Its not good for you, you need to let go of the past and move on, Dems
I shook my head stubbornly. I didnt want to hear this. I knew in my heart, that he will come for me. My knight in shining armourJoe.

Selenas POV
I hate Joe for doing this to her. She looks like a little girl on Christmas morning waiting to see her presents. At the beginning, I supported her. I told her of course Joe was gonna come. But now, I cant stand seeing her dreams and hopes crushed every year that comes around. On new year, shell always whisper another year has passed, and he still hasnt come and a tear will roll down her cheek. I want whats best for her. I know Joe and she wouldve been the perfect couple, but hes not coming back. I just want her to try and live her life. Shes missing out on so many things out there. And I cant be here to help her every single minute. My fiancé and I are going to be married soon on Valentines Day. We were going to have our wedding on New Years, but I told him I needed to be here for Demi and he understood. I was in love with Taylor Lautner and I will soon be Selena Lautner. I just wish Demi could find her love.

Demis POV
I told Selena that I was going to drive to my parents house to wish them a merry Christmas. Selena gave me a smile and nodded. So I put on my coat and grabbed my car keys and left the apartment which we shared. I got into my car and started driving. I had to be careful though, the roads were slippery. Just then, I saw a car heading towards me going to wrong way. I tried to swerve out of the way but it was no use. It was too late. I groaned. My head hurt badly. I grabbed my cell and dialled 911.

| | 1 hour later | |

I opened my eyes. I saw a white room with a doctor looking at me. oh. Im in the hospital yes you are Miss.Lovato replied the doctor. I looked at the woman in the bed beside mine, she mustve been the one driving the car that hit mine. The doctor told me not to worry, come back soon. So I simply nodded. Just then, a man came in. Im Joe Jonas, how is my wife doing? I stared at him. Joe Jonas? Jonas was the last name that Joe had changed to after he got adopted. Before, he was Joe Montgomery. I kept staring at Joe while the doctor talked to him. Joe looked at his wife and then to me. He looked at me with his dazzling brown eyes. He walked towards me, Im so sorry my wifes car hit yours. I kept staring at him. He said apologetically Im Joe Jonas and you are? I closed my eyes and opened them again. Demi Lovato I said. His eyes widened. I look at him and manage to smile was your name Joe Montgomery when you were born? I asked. He stuttered Y-yes. I gave him a sad smile its nice to see you again Joe.

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Chapter 146:
*Nick’s POV*
It couldnt have been that long, could it? “I have not.” I replied quickly, attempting to defend myself.
“Really?” Kevin questioned. “Lets think back to that day”
It was near the end of second grade. I had just gotten off the bus with my brothers and we were walking up my driveway when Kevin, who was 12, saw the house next door to us was sold.
“Guess we got new neighbors.” He said.
“Really?!” Joe exclaimed as he looked over to the house. “Do you think there are any girl—Umph!” Yes, he tripped. Even at the age of 10 he was clumsy and more concerned about girls.
“Girls have cooties, Joe.” I said blatantly, like he was an idiot for not knowing this.
“You say that now Nick, but just wait, someday you’ll be falling for one.” Kevin laughed.
Suddenly, a black car pulled up into the driveway. My brothers and I ran inside and over to our front window so we could look without being seen. A tall man in a suit got out of the drivers seat, as a fit woman in a grey business suit got out of the passenger side and opened up the back door for someone. Then, as they walked towards the house, I saw her. She was a young girl; had to be the same age as me, around 7. She had brown hair that flowed down her back and fair skin that made her look… angelic as the sun hit it. I was looking at the girl that would instantly become my best friend in the whole world.
“Boys!” My mom said from behind us 3, causing us to jump. “What are you looking at?”
“We have new neighbors.” Kevin replied. Mom looked out the window.
“Well I have some cookies in the kitchen, I’ll put them in a tin and we can all go say hello. Sound good?”
My brothers agreed, but I was too busy watching this girl next door. She wasnt like the girls I had seen at my school. She wasnt wearing a dress, and she obviously wasnt afraid to play around; which was made apparent by her running around the front yard and falling in the grass, staring at the sky. And for some reason, I couldnt take my eyes off her.
Minutes later, my mom returned with some cookies ready to present to these new neighbors. We quickly walked next door and my mom greeted the adults that were looking at the house. “Hello! You must be our new neighbors! I’m Denise Jonas, and these are my sons Kevin, Joseph, and Nicholas. My husband Kevin Sr. would be here, but he’s at work.” The adults turned to my mom and greeted her.
“Well hello!” the man said. “I’m Michael Jonson, and this is my wife Andrea. And that is our daughter Kimberly.” He said as he motioned to the girl in the yard. So her name was Kimberly…
“Kimberly! Come and meet our new neighbors!” Andrea called.
Kimberly’s head shot up, and she stared at us all for a second. She cautiously walked over to us, standing behind her mom, almost overwhelmed by all of us. She peeked around her mom and looked at us, waving slightly. I wanted to know this girl.
Our parents started talking again, mostly about the houses, but I took this time to talk to this mysterious girl. I took a step forward and held my hand out to her. “I’m Nick. Want to be friends?” I watched as her green eyes looked at my hand, and then up to me. She cautiously gave me her hand and nodded, so I gently pulled her away from her parents and over to my brothers, still holding her hand. I didnt want to let go; it felt like she was mine to keep safe. “Hey I’m Kevin and this is Joe.” Kevin said. “I’m 12; he’s 10.”
“Hi.” She said softly as Joe and Kevin greeted her. “I-I’m Kim.” So she liked Kim instead of Kimberly… “I’m 7.” She said, seemingly growing more confident around us. Joe and Kevin looked at each other and smirked as they noticed I was still holding onto Kim’s hand.
“Hey Nick, the game is going to start soon. I’m gonna go turn on ESPN.” Kevin said, heading towards the house with Joe following.
“Baseball?” Kim questioned.
I looked at her, and she read my face, which surprised me because I hadnt even known her for 5 minutes. “The game your brothers are going to watch, is it baseball?” she asked.
I simply smiled and nodded as I was surprised at how she seemed able to understand me without saying anything. “I like baseball.” She smiled.
A huge grin spread across my face. “Do you want to come watch it with us?” I asked, oddly hopeful.
Kim smiled and nodded, and I felt super happy that I could make her happy. “Sure!” she said.
“Mom! We’re gonna go watch the baseball game. Can Kim come too?” I called over to my mom. She looked at Kim’s parents who nodded, allowing Kim to come with me. I smiled as I pulled her hand and went to my house to watch the game. Ever since then weve been inseparable.
“See? I told you loved her since the day you met her!” Joe said, snapping me out of my memory. “You wouldnt let go of her all day! Kevin and I barely got to talk to her; you two were little chatterboxes.”
“We we’re fast friends.” I replied. But he was right. I’m pretty sure I loved her since the day I met her. No, more like the second I saw her.

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Counting down until 12:00am 01/01/10. Alicia Raye and Natalie B! made it out to several different parties on New Years eve, heres how just SOME of it went down!
On Alicia Raye: Red Satin Bustier by F21
On Natalie B!: Juniors Ruffle by M.Cyrus & M.Azria
Hair & Make up courtesy of N.Baez, A.Raye, A.Rodriguez

Music Credits (in order):
La La Land Remix- Demi Lovato
One More Time- Daft Punk
Tik Tok- Ke$ha
Miss Me Kiss Me- Cold Flamez
World Go Round- Slightly Stoopid
Shots- LMFAO ft Lil Jon
Vietnam- Daft Punk
Love Game Remix- Lady Gaga & LMFAO
Rock With You Mix- Michael Jackson & Daft Punk
1901- Phoenix

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Finally! Another episode! Okay, you guys can still join the singing contest, but the sneak peek
will be like the last part of an episode I last posted. So… the last episode will be… um… probably
58… then I’ll give you guys the sneak peek. I am sorry for not posting an episode for a loooooonnnng
time.

Story Here!!!

Demi: So why is he? Its the morning.

Nick: *Goes downstairs* I wasnt doing my hair.

Kevin: But you said…

Nick: Yeah. I lied.

Joe: You never lie to Kevin.

Nick: I couldnt find my medicine.

Kevin: *Surprised* Didnt you put it in your drawer?

Nick: Oh. Right. Be right back. *Goes upstairs*

Demi: He takes medicine?

Kevin: He didnt tell you? He has diabetes.

Semi: *Sad* What?

Joe: He does? *Joking*

Sel: Dont you care? *About to cry*

Joe: Im sorry. Please dont cry.

Sel: *Lies* Im not going to cry.

Kevin: Chill. Hes gonna be fine.

Demi: Whats your problem?! What if he dies?!

Kevin & Jelena: DONT SAY THAT!!!

Demi: *Whispers* Sorry…

Nick: *Comes down and overhears a bit* What?

Demi: How come you didnt tell me?

Nick: Tell you what?

Demi: The diabetes. *Clears throat*

Nick: Youre gonna react. Sad, then you and Sel are gonna say, what?

Demi: How-

Nick: Then Joe would joke and Selena would argue with him.

Jelena: How did-

Nick: Then Joe will say sorry and Kevin will say its okay and youre going to say, Whats your problem!?

Kevin: Did you overhear, like, everything?!

Nick: No… I only heard Demi saying, What if he dies?! and you all say, Dont say that! Why do you have to scream at her?! What is your problem?

Sel: It feels like you were here…

Joe: Strange…

Kevin: Awkward…

Demi: Um… *Changes subject* Do you want waffles?

Nick: Sure?

Kevin: Eggs, please!

Joe: And pancakes!

Sel: And at the end, well have cake!

Nick: *Happy* Thanks, Demi.

Joe: Thank you!!!

Kevin: Thanks.

Demi: Here! *Passes waffles* You want syrup? *Thinks: Oops…*

Nick: Um… sure!

Demi: Okay… *Hands syrup*

Nick: *Thinks: Thanks for thinking about me, Demi.* *Smiles*

Kevin: Why are you smiling?

Nick: Nothing! Im gonna go to watch T.V.

Jelena: Im going to the computer. Hey!

Sel: I called it!

Joe: We said it together!

Sel: Call the seat!

Joe: Fine. *They go*

Kevin: Ill just go upstairs. Clean up the beds.

Demi: Do really like making beds?

Kevin: Yeah! I love it! Bye! *Goes upstairs*

Demi: Weird… *Goes to Nick* Hey!

Nick: Hey. *Concentrated on the T.V*

Demi: Whatcha watching?

Nick: A commercial…

Demi: Enough small talk. When are we going to Disney World? *Serious*

Nick: Today… why are you so serious?

Demi: Its Disney World! Its like, awesome!!!

Nick: Yes, we all know.

With Jelena!!

Joe: What are you looking at?

Sel: *Laughs* Look at this. Somebody found out that you like barney!

Joe: How do they even know me?!

Sel: Im just kidding! Im looking at clothes.

Joe: Boring. My turn!

Sel: Fine. *Closes screen*

Joe: *Clicks on game* This game is so awesome!!!

Sel: Wow. Im just goin to Demi and Nick, okay?

Joe: Sure. Ha, ha! Missed me, giant monkey! *Playing more*

Sel: Monkey? Okay, that is a weird game. *Goes to Nemi* Hey!

Nick: Hey!

Demi: Hello! We were just thinking about… DISNEY!

Sel: Disney?!

Nick: Ive gone there already.

Semi: Luck-y!

Joe: *Comes to them, sad* Hi.

Sel: Why are you so happy then sad?

Joe: I lost… NOT FAIR! Stupid monkey.

Demi: Monkey?

Nick: *Talks all British-like* Now, Joseph… havent we told you not to play that game? Mother is going to be very upset.

Demi: Yes, Joseph! *Giggles*

Sel: *Plays along* you mustnt play that game, again!

Nick: *Laughs*

Joe: You guys do a great British accent! Great job, Madams!

Nick: Ahem! *Clears his throat*

Joe: Oh! Ill get you some water!

Semi: *Giggles*

Sel: You guys are funny!

Demi: Very!

Kevin: *Comes downstairs* Lets go dress up now! Disney World, here we come!

They all go upstairs and dress up! Then they go back downstairs!

Kevin: Ready?

All: Ready!

YAY!! Goin to Disney World!!!

Random Note:

I got my report Card!!! I got one B, one A and 6 A+!!!! Yes, Yes, call me a nerd. I don’t care.

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Created in 2003 by Christine Howey and Katherine Harvey, The Sissy Show is a musical revue that provides a humorous and bittersweet exploration of the personal and social joys and sorrows of people whose bodies and lives do not quite match their internal sense of their gender. The show features 25 songs done in a variety of musical styles ranging from pop, rock, R&B, and hip hop to Gilbert & Sullivan, cowboy songs, jazz ballads and salsa. The songs deal with the many unusual occurrences- from the comical to the tragic- in the lives of male-to-female transgender people.

I bought the soundtrack right before the website disappeared off the Internet, but I think it’s a tragedy that nobody knows about this awesome musical, so I’d like to share its amazing songs with the rest of the world. If the owners of the material have any objection to it being here on Youtube, by all means, contact me and I will happily take it down.

Dear Heavenly Father
Forgive me
For I tried to sin last night
I got all dolled up in this hot little black dress
And drove over to the gay bar in Lubbock.

But Heavenly Father
There is nothing more difficult
Than wearing a dress in a gay bar
Because, well, no one in a gay bar wants to date someone wearing a dress
Unless your name is RuPaul.
But Heavenly Father, I have for you but one question.

God, won’t you please make me gay
I can’t go on this a-way
What I want, I can’t get
And who I need, well, I ain’t met
So God, won’t you please make me gay?

There’s nothing in the world quite so cruel
(Quite so cruel)
As the dating life of a straight transsexual
(Straight transsexual)
I’m a woman for sure
Those straight guys hit my lure
So we talk for a while
And they give me a smile
We dance and we kiss
It’s all velvet bliss
And on the third date
I disseminate
I tell them the truth
I was born Richard, not Ruth.

God, won’t you please make me gay
(Squawk, make me gay!)
I can’t go on this a-way
(Can’t go on this a-way)
Half this and half that
I want to be one and just stand pat
(Just stand pat!)
So God, won’t you please make me gay?
(God, make him gay!)

If I was gay all the rules would change
(All the rules would change)
In a gay bar, I wouldn’t feel so strange
(I’d be home on the range)
I’d be a guy and fit in
Not some kind of alien
So we talk for a while
Then he’d flash me a smile
We’d move to Soho
Sell driftwood curios
We’d be happy for life
No worry or strife
He could be my husband
And I could be his loving little wife
(Oh, you tell him, foghorn)

God, won’t you please make me gay
(Make me gay)
I can’t have sex that a-way
(Sex, ow!, that a-way)
A gay man’s just like a straight
Who can color coordinate
So God, won’t you please make me gay?
I hope and pray
Dear God, won’t you please make me gay?
Make him gay already!
Oh God, won’t you please make me gay?

Patty Longhorn.
Well, amen.

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Music video (refered to in The Memoirs of a Beautiful Boy by Robert Leleux)

Music & Lyrics: Jessica Wilson
Vocals: Nadia Ackerman
Song Production: Rob Friedman
Video Production: Michael Leleux

about THE MEMOIRS OF A BEAUTIFUL BOY:

In a memoir studded with delicious lines and unforgettable set pieces, Robert Leleux describes his east Texas boyhood and coming of age, under the tutelage of his eccentric, bewigged, flamboyant, and knowing mother. Living on their in-laws’ horse ranch in a white-pillared house they can’t afford, Robert and Mother find themselves chronically low on cash. Soon they are forced into more modest quarters, and as a teenaged Robert watches with hilarity and horror, Mother begins a desperate regimen of makeovers, extreme plastic surgeries, and finally hairpiece epoxies—all calculated to secure a new, wealthy husband.

To her son’s amazement, she succeeds. Robert, meanwhile, finds direction in a Houston theatre company, overseen by a former Broadway actress who has energetically embraced her role as a big fish in a small pond. RehearsingWest Side Story, he meets a choreographer named Michael, who will become his life partner and whose Cajun-rooted family welcomes Robert into the kind of normal home he’s never known. With wit and warmth that lighten even the most awful circumstances, The Memoirs of a Beautiful Boy is a sparkling debut.

THE BUZZ:

“The text is lush with simile, verdant with metaphor and generally permeated with writerly flair. Though the author calls it a memoir, it reads more like a comic novel with considerable theatrical panache.”

–The Kirkus Review

“The Memoirs of a Beautiful Boy is, in a word, just that: beautiful. It is also hilarious and heartwarming. Robert Leleux, whose talent is as big as his home state of Texas, is more than a survivor. He is, with this glory of a book, triumphant.”

–Kevin Sessums, author of Mississippi Sissy

“Reader, stand back! Here’s Robert Leleux, the funniest young writer to appear in who knows when, with a maelstrom of a mother straight out of and Neiman Marcus, talking his way into the affections of readers everywhere with a wicked tongue tempered — barely — by a big generous heart.”

– Mark Doty, author of Dog Years, Firebird, and Heaven’s Coast

“Robert Leleux, growing up with weekly nail appointments at Neiman’s and bravely wearing paisley pants in East Texas, has taken a childhood that was alternately chaotic, horrendous and hilarious and turned it into a brilliant memoir. Thank God for all of us that his honey-ham glazing days are behind him and Leleux can take his rightful place alongside Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris and, yes, even his mama Jessica’s beloved Truman Capote.”

–Celia Rivenbark, author of Don’t Dress Your Six Year Old Like a Skank, We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp

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