My Wife Dresses Me As A Women

Cody: that girl is good!
Taylor: ya! But the setter is hot!
Nick: dude! That’s my sister!
Taylor: well your sister is hot!
Cody: no no that Miley girl is hot!
Nick: guys just shut up and watch the game!
Cody: whoa is bad boy jonas going soft?
Nick:(grabs codys shirt) I’m not soft!!
Cody: sorry dude!(the game ends, the volleyball coach goes out to the court with a microphone)
Coach: hello everyone and thank you for comming, I would like to congradulate the girls on winning the game tonight!(pauses so the girls and the crowd can cheer) and I would also like to invite you to our next home game this Friday! (a/n it’s tuesday) it’s not just the game your invited to though. Before the game each of the girls will be walked across the gym with an escort(a/n a boyfriend or a guy) and her achevement so far this year will be read! It’s going to be a blast! It is completely causal! Can’t wait to see you there! Um no I think our co-captains Selena and Miley would like to say a few words
Selena:(takes the mic) like coach said thanks for coming out! We had a blast playing tonight an Friday should be really fun! I’d like to introduce y’all to Miley Cyrus! She is the newest member of our team, but she is so amazingly talented and so modivatig that we had to make her my co-captain! And I couldn’t be happier!!
Miley:(takes the mic) aww thanks selly! That was so sweet of you to say! I don’t have much to say, just come on our I the game Friday! It’s gonna be a tough game so we need your support!! Cya then!!
(the next day at school with the girls)
Selena: so dems who are you gonna ask to be your escort?
Demi:(smiles) I already asked sterling! An he said yes:)
Selena: aww that’s great!
Miley: ya! So who are you gonna ask sel?
Selena: idk!! I was hoping that David would do it even though he’s like my brother,
Miley: oh well that could still be fun
Selena: ya I guess
Miley:(looks past selena) why are nicks friends Cody and Taylor walking over here?
Demi: idk but I have to I meet sterling! Bye!
Cody: hey girls, have you scean nick?
Selena: nope
Miley: he’s probably with some girl!
Taylor: that’s what we thought but he has blown off girls for the last 3 weeks! It’s weird, it’s like he’s different, he doesn’t even hit on girls that much anymore!
Selena: whoa! Well I’m sure he’ll show up!
Taylor: um uh selena an u talk to you?
Selena: um ya…
Taylor: in private? (she nods they walk down the hall) so uh I was wondering… Do you have an escort yet?

Selena:(sighs) nope
Talyor: oh um well I… I could… I mean if you want…. Um maybe I could escort you??
Selena:(smiles) you want to?
Taylor:(nods) I Think I like you…
Selena: well, how bout it then! Taylor will you be my escort to Fridays game?
Taylor: I’d love too!
***back with miley an Cody***
Cody: so I was thinking maybe I could be your escort on Friday
Miley:(smiles) ok that sounds cool, meet me in the gym at 6? The ceremony starts at 6:30, and then the game at 7:15
Cody: cool I’ll be there(leans in to kiss her)
Miley:(backs away) in we just met!
Cody: so?
Miley: so I don’t want to kiss you yet
Cody: um ok(walks away)
(Friday at 6:15)
miley;(thinking where is Cody!
He’s 15 minutes late! Ugh I got this cute, but casual dress for nothing, she starts to tear up)
Selena and Taylor walk in
Selena: what’s whong miles?
Miley: he stood me up….
Selena: oh my god I’m so sorry miley!!
Demi and sterling:(they heard everything)
Demi: I’m sorry to mi!(hugs her)
Miley:(wipes her tears away) it’s ok I’m just gonna go tell coach not to call my name(she walks to the coaches office and tells her)
Selena:poor girl!
Demi: god Cody is an ass
(the ceremony thingy starts)
Coach:(talks or a while about how proud she is of everyone then starts calling names out and saying what they have done so far this season, when she gets to the last 2 names, it was gonna be 3. But miley droped out cause of Cody) Demi Lovato, escorted by Sterling Knight. Demi has been a great played this year! She has a killer serve and is an amazing passer! She plays defencive specilist and has receved the award of best libro in the school district! That is quite an honnor demi! Next is Selena Jonas escorted by Taylor Laugnter. Selena is a co-captin on the team and is the most amazing setter I have ever coached(she continues talking about
Selena, back with miley at the gym door watching)
???:(clears his throat from behind her, so that she will turn around)
Miley:(turns around, says in a non mean way) what do you want?

To be continued!

1) who is it???
2) will Cody come, he seamed mad about her not kissing him?
3) why didnt miley kiss him?
4)what do ya think?

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PART 20

Well months have passed, and now it’s the beginning of May. Not to long ago, Taylor surprised me with a bouqet of yellow roses, and now it’s official, I’m his girlfriend. People may think I’m the luckiest girl in the world to date him, but I don’t see why it’s so amazing. Lately, I’m pretty quiet, Nick and I haven’t hung out that much ever since the winter dance, it’s like we’ve gone our seperate ways, which is sad because I really like spending time with him. You can tell me I’m not over Nick, I won’t deny it because it’s true but I haven’t told anyone because it’ll end up in the ears of Taylor and he’ll be devastated. I walk into science class and find Nick sitting them, it’s odd for him to be early to class, then I see Nicole walk in and she sits next to Nicole, I sigh and observe them. I see Nick glance at me and turn back to Nicole, his face brightens up afterwards, are they like a couple now? I look at the teacher writing something on the board and Joe’s talking with Nick and Nicole is watching them.

—–NICK’S P.O.V—–

I look at Joe and he tilts his head, telling me that Selena’s eyeing us. Wow and it’s all a part of my plan. I smile and go up and make my way to Selena and lean against the desk next to her.

“Hey stranger…,” I say grinning.
“Oh Nick, hi…,” she says looking up.
“So how’s you and Taylor?” I ask her knowing I didn’t actually care.
“We’re good,” she says with a little shrug.
“Cool, well aren’t you pumped up for the championship game, it’s in two weeks,” I tell her.
“Only if you win, the Patriots are undefeated…,” she says with a smirk.
“Oh trust me we’ll win,” I say patting myself on the chest and she laughs.
“So would you like me to drive you there, it’s a road game,” I offer.
“I’d like that…,” she says smiling at me and I smile back.
“Nick, would you be so kindly to take a seat before class begins,” the teachers yells at me.
“Talk to you later,” I tell Selena and walk back to my seat.

I smile, my plan is finally working, and they said it couldn’t be done. After a few boring classes, it’s lunchtime. I walk into the cafeteria with Nicole, Cody, and Joe.
I see Taylor waving a french fry in Selena’s face, and puts ketchup on her nose, she giggles and hits Taylor playfully. They seem like a happy couple. Demi looks at us and waves at Joe, another happy couple. We all go and sit with them. It feels kind of awkward sitting with them, since Selena and Taylor are all boyfriend/girlfriend-ish and stuff. I just eat quietly and Nicole whispers something in my ear, something about Selena looking at us, I smile and Nicole smiles back, she’s part of my plan too, and don’t worry she knows it. Lunch passes and now it’s time for my other classes sadly. Afterschool, I make my way to the gym and dress for practice. I come out and see Taylor and Cody already on the benches.

“So man, what’s up with you and Nicole?” Taylor as me with a smirk.
“Nothing dude, we’re friends,” I reply tieing my shoes.
“oh please, you totally like her,” Taylor tells me.
“Not really…,” I say.
“She likes you, it’s so obvious,” Taylor explains.
“Whatever man, I don’t like anybody,” I lie through my teeth.
“Fine, whatever you say…,” Taylor replies.

Practice is pretty tough, considering our championship is only days away, but I like the pressure, it makes me play harder. I go outside the school and stop to grab the water bottle I dropped. Then, I hear someone behind me, I turn around and see Lucas, he looks sort of angry.

“Hi lucas…,” I say hesitant to even talk.
“You know I like Nicole…,” he says in a nasty tone.
“Yea…man I know you told like last year…,” I reply.
“Then why am I hearing all this bull about you getting with her!?” he yells.
“You don’t understand-,” he cuts me off.
“I understand that you always betray me…ALWAYS!” he screams at me.
“What the fuck?” I tell him.

He pushes me and I fall down the school steps. He finally ticked me off, in anger, I grab him from the shirt and throw to the floor. He quickly gets up and slaps me in the face. I punch him back and then we hear a loud voice telling us to stop…we both turned, with cuts and bruises on our face, and see the principal angrily staring at us.with his arms crossed. Ohhh shit…

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DEMI’S HOUSE — Demi and Nick J
Demi/Nick: *Walk in the house*
Demi: I wonder where everyone is. *Looks around* Where are my parents?
Nick: I don’t know.
Demi: *Goes down the hall and into the kitchen* Dallas?!
Dallas/Kevin: *Kissing*
Dallas: *Pulls away* Demi, you’re home.
Kevin: Welcome back.
Demi: *Pulls Dallas into the living room* What?! How? When?
Dallas: Kevin and I are dating.
Demi: Yeah, I didn’t notice. *Being sarcastic*
Dallas: It happened when you left.
Demi: And you couldn’t tell me when you called?
Dallas: I wanted to say it in person.
Demi: Okay.
Dallas: *Smiles* So? You’re okay with it.
Demi: *Smiles* Yes! Kevin is like a big brother to me. He’s awesome.
Dallas: Great.
Demi: *Looks around* By the way, where are mom and dad?
Dallas: They went to Europe.
Demi: What?!
Dallas: Think about it. We have the house all to ourselves.
Demi: *Smiles* Yeah… this could work.

A Week Later
LOVATO HOUSE — Demi and Dallas
Dallas: You have everything?
Demi: Yes! Don’t worry.
Dallas: I wish I could go with you.
Demi: I’ll only be gone for a week.
Dallas: Try not to blow your secret. I really can’t handle paparazzi alone.
Demi: *Smiles* Yeah, it’s all about you. *Joking*
Dallas: I’m just saying.
Demi: Trust me. I won’t blow my secret.
Dallas: *Hugs Demi* Okay, see you in a week.
Demi: Yes. I’ll call you when we get there.

CAB — Nick, Joe, Kevin and Demi
Demi: So… are you guys excited?
Joe: Yeah… Why are you so pumped and hyper?
Demi: It’s my first DC Games.
Kevin: Ours too.
Demi: Why aren’t you more excited?
Joe: Who said we’re not excited?
Demi: Let’s make a bet.
Joe: Okay. What we’re you thinking?
Demi: I bet you that we’ll be on four different teams.
Joe: I’m in.
Kevin: Me too.
Demi: *Looks at Nick* What about you, Nick?
Nick: Yeah, I’m on your side.
Joe: So, what are we betting for?
Demi: *Takes a few seconds to think* Who ever looses has to… dress up like a chicken and sign autographs.
Kevin: You are so on.
Demi: Good. Nick and I are so not loosing. You better call the costume shop and request a chicken costume.
Joe: Don’t be so sure.

DC GAMES BUS — Demi and Alyson
Demi: *Sits next to Aly* Hey.
Alyson: Hi.
Demi: I wanted to talk about something.
Alyson: Okay.
Demi: I know about the pictures.
Alyson: *Looks upset* I’m sorry. I really regret it. It’s just that I really liked Joe and you were using him.
Demi: It’s okay. You don’t have to explain.
Alyson: What? You’re not upset.
Demi: No. The truth is… I used Joe, but then I kind of developed feelings for him.
Alyson: *Looks at Demi* Really?
Demi: Yes. *Pauses* Can you keep a secret?
Alyson: Yes.
Demi: *Whispers* I’m dating Nick and I can’t tell if I’m dating him because I love him or because I’m trying to get back at Joe.
Alyson: What?!
*Everyone on the bus turns to look at Demi and Alyson*

Song: Say It Again by Marie Digby

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Miley: And we go right, then left, then turn. . . Got it?

Nick: Erm. . . Im still lost on the turn. Do we turn left or right?

Miley: We turn to the. . .

Selena: Hey guys!

Miley: What are you doing here? This is the drama room, not a hang out for tom boys. . .

Selena: *Pretends to laugh hysterically* Oh Miley, youre so funny sometimes, I might even throw out my lunch right at your new dress. . .

Miley: Eew.

Nick: So Selena, what ARE you doing here?

Selena: I came to see my bestest friend in the world! Is that against the law?

Nick: No no. . . just that you discouraged me and. . .

Selena: Look, Im sorry about what I did and I self-reflected. . . I was selfish and foolish and I wanna make it up to you by giving my support. Will you forgive me?

Nick: *Pinches her nose* Of course.

Selena: *Giggles*

Miley: *Rolls her eyes* Selena, youre kinda dragging our practice time. Were really in a rush. The talent show is just around the corner!

Selena: Okay okay, Ill just sit at that corner there and you just pretend Im not there. . .

Miley: Ugh, whatever. . .

Demi: So, who is this big celebrity were gonna meet?

Selena: His not a celebrity , his just some popular guy in school. . .

Demi: Erm. . . okay. . . so whats his name?

Selena: Joe. Hes just in the gym. Ill take you there. . .

Demi: Erm. . . okay. . .

Joe: COME ON TEAM!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Demi: *Looks around to find Joe* Boy it sure is crowded here, and stinky.

Selena: *Laughs* Every free period some girls will swing by and watch the team play. . . [*Whispers Even Chelsea ]

Demi: Oooohh. . . So let me guess which is Joe.

Selena: Sure, take your time. . . But we only have 5 minutes.

Demi: Ok. *Points at a blonde* Is it him?

Selena: No thats Cody.

Demi: Erm. . . Him?

Selena: Thats Zac.

Demi: Urgh. . . Lemmi see, you said that Joe is the Hottest among all boys. . .

Selena: I said popular not hot.

Demi: Yeah yeah they all meant the same. Hmmm. . . Is it him?

Selena: Yes! Thats him. Thats Joe Jonas. . .

Demi: Hmm. . . I was expecting a more Orlando Bloom guy, but thats close enough.

Selena: Come one lets go say hi.

Joe: Focus on the ball Nick. . . Cody! Dribble properly. . . And-

Selena: Excuse me Joe, theres someone you may wanna meet. . .

Joe: *Turns around*

Selena: Joe, meet Demi Lovato.

Demi: Hey, wassup!

Joe: Oh, so youre the Demi that theyve been talking about. I expected someone. . . unique, you know?

Demi: Erm, excuse me?

Joe: You know, some girl non ordinary and so on and so on. But you just look the same as everybody else here, you know what Im saying?

Demi: Excuse me mister I think you have some-

Selena: Hey hey hey, *Tries to laugh* thats one funny joke you got there Joe. Now Demi, didnt you say were gonna start that science project after we met Joe? Hmm? Come on, lets go. . .

Demi: But he-

Selena: I said LETS GO!

Demi: Urgh!

Demi: That Joe Jonas guy is such a JERK! I wish that I would never ever see him again!

Selena: Come on Demi, Joe isnt that bad. Hes just. . .erm. . . straight forward. Yeah.

Demi: Straight forward? I say that he should shut his big fat mouth and. . . and. . . fly to the South Pole and stuff his tounge into an ice pack. . .

Selena: Well that was. . . Random. . . But in a good way, I think.

Demi: *Sighs* Im trying to get that ungentlemanly guy out of my mind. . . and I wanna focus on our project.

Selena: Good! Now youre thinking positive!

Demi: And THEN Ill seek revenge!

Selena: Or. . . Maybe not.

Joe: That Demi girl really gets into my nerve. . .

Nick: Why? What did she do?

Joe: Thats the problem, shes doing NOTHING.

Kevin: Erm. . . Not to be making a big fuss over nothing but why is that bad?

Joe: Well every girl in school tries to either flirt with me or catch my attention.

Nick: Uh-huh. . . Go on. . .

Joe: Well, Demi didnt do it. Instead, she pretended to be a little nice and innocent girl that she thinks I will fall for.

Kevin: Erm. . . okay. . . So what do you plan to do?

Joe: *Thinks for awhile* Ill think of something, but first, I need a snack. Im starving. . .

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