My Wife Dresses Me As A Women

A crossdressers wife asks: "Honey do I look fat in this?"
The crossdressing male husband answers: "Why no, sweetums your body looks absolutely gorgeous in that dress. We both know who really looks fat and ugly in a dress, don’t we?"

Again: Wife: "Honey do I look good in this?"
CD male: "Of course you do, doll. I picked it out for you. I only wish I could wear it sometimes with as much style, grace, and dignity as you do."
Wife: "Thank you, darling but why can’t you?"
CD male:"It’s a little thing called testosterone. I can never be as pretty as you physically. It’s really a drag."
Wife: "Aww…that’s really too bad for my sissy isn’t it?"
CD male: "Yeah…but that same hormone makes me crazy in love with you and drives our good sex life."
Wife: "So what’s the problem?"
CD male: "I find my interior chemistry hard to balance sometimes…you know positives and negatives, that kind of thing."
Wife: "You have my full support and I understand your lament."
CD male: "Really?"
Wife: "Yes… (in a sexy voice) and you should know I was always good with chemistry."

CD male is watching a college football game with other "macho males."

Male#1: "Man Rich Rod’s offense is really taking flight this year."
Secret CD male: "Yeah it’s good to have a quarterback who can finally handle the system. Denard Robinson has great vision and open field speed and Tate has lpotentlypotental as well."
Male #2: "I can’t wait for the Big Ten season to start, it should be exciting."
CD male: "Got that right."
Wife comes in
Wife: "Sorry guys just droping off snacks and btw honey thanks for our outing last night. I really needed it. You’re so thoughtful." (Smiles and stares quickly at the shoes she wearing that he’s bought after watching a chick flick.)
(Beat of silence) CD male: "Damn it woman! Your welcome, but not now! Not in the middle of my game! This isn’t the time!"
Wife: Ok, ok sorry. but I just had to say thank you. I’m so happy to have a husband like you,"

CD male: "Whatever…it’s fine." (She scampers off.)
(longer silence)
Male #2: "Man I’ve never seen her so giddy. Did you two have good sex last night?"
CD male: "Don’t really want to get into that, man"
Male #2: "She was staring at the floor though….did you two go shopping together or something? Are you gay? (teasing and twirling) Do you have a purse?"
Male #1: "I fail to see the problem here."
CD male: "Yeah, dude we’re watching the game…keep it zipped."
Male #1: "Yeah man, just stfu this is getting awkward."
(Male #1 leans over to CD male and whispers after a silence)
Male #1: "Man your not the only one that does that. (He winks)…The sex is really great isn’t it?"
CD male: "Normally, I would say anything…but OMFG! YES! YES! Holy f*** YES! We get double the pleasure."
Male #1: (softly) "Yeah, that poor sap…I mean our poor friend over there doesn’t know what he’s missing."
CD male: "You know what they say fem guys have more fun."
(Both flash smiles)

So what do you think of these?
screw the "issues" crap. I know I’m a freak just tell me if you think I’m a funny freak.
thanks girls…yeah it is pretty lame. A little funny to me but mostly lame.

They are about as funny as a screen door on the Titanic..!!
Those "submissions" of yours are pathetic, and I say this without any hesitation since I am a long time married cross dresser with a supportive, accepting, understanding, knowledgeable and helpful wife who has taught me all the traits of emulating women from presentation, walking, standing, sitting, mannerisms, make up, hair, nails, etc.
I have an extensive wardrobe including 42 pair of HIGH HEELS (and I do mean HIGH) and advice and suggestion are always readily available.
And I, I’m sure like a million and one other cross dressers, do take ample "flack" from society, and we can almost let tem all "pass by", but unfunny "jokes" (???) are really not needed..
Rachelle In High Heels