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FREE COMEDY SONGS!
FROM MY “I’M NOT CRAZY” CD WITH RUSS KRAUCH:
I’M NOT CRAZY
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/20282
I WISH I COULD SING GOOD
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/23187
DANCING WITH DYLAN
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25498
ANTS IN MY PANTS
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25495
THE SOCK SONG
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25496
IT WAS IN THE TOILET
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25499
THE UGLY SONG
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25503
ME AND YOU AND GEDDY LEE
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25502
THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25501
SECOND RATE COMEDY SONGS
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25497
I WANT TO DANCE
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25500
THE MOST BORING SONG IN THE WORLD
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/15257
FROM MY “REDNECK CANADIAN” CD WITH ERIC MYERS:
BIG SMOOCHIE
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25519
BLOODY BEAVER BLUES
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25520
ALL INTO FAMILY
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25518
SHE’S GONNA NAG ME INTO THE GRAVE
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25515
I LOVE MY MUFFIN
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25514
THEME FROM A REDNECK CANADIAN
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25516
HIS DADDY WAS A HUNTER
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25513
BLOODY BEAVER
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25512
REDNECK MAFIA
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25511
REDNECK CANADIAN
http://ubetoo.com/canadianstudmuffin/25510
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LYRICS:
Baby step into my bedroom
I’m gonna rock your world like it’s never been rocked before
Remember to close the door
Being with the Studmuffin
You will never have time to snore
Take off your sexy dress, baby
The slower the better
I’ll take off my neck brace
and my Homer Simpson sweater
Lay on the Studmuffin’s bed
There is no need to be afraid
Just keep your sexy body away
From where my cat Fluffball sprayed
Close your eyes and take a deep breath
You’ll be in heaven before you know it
Okay I’m done, I’m finished
Let’s go for a coffee and a donut
You’ll remember this night for eternity
Or at least for a day or two
Don’t forget your bra and panties
Or my wife is going to kill me and you
MUSIC BY STEVE SCHREIBER
LYRICS/VOCALS BY LARRY GRAVES
Duration : 0:2:59
Born at the Jersey Shore (1of 4 boys) had a wonderful childhood (lots of friends) during the winter We would go sledding, ice skating, have a bonfire on the ice. it was way Cool, Run the trails on motorcycles even had woods cars- Junk vehicles we would run through the woods follow the leader see who could throw the most mud on the other Guy HAHA… Summer we would go swimming, skinny dipping, camp out, hangout at the tasty freeze, go to the boardwalk (My Childhood was Golden) Everything changed at age eleven when I lost my mother to breast cancer. if that wasn’t enough my Father remarries and moves to Pennsylvania (Three of my brothers stay in NJ) Moving away from my brothers / friends exc…Was devastating! from that point on had few friends. Trying to make new friends and being in a strange home with a new mother and three step siblings was challenging, during this period for unknown reasons is when female tendencies started (at age12)…My parents set me up with a bedroom in the basement. One night I discovered stepsisters clothing hanging in a closet (stored in plastic) Seen something I liked, Hello Dressup! Enjoyed this!-A lil to Much! I fell asleep..My stepmother came down in the morning to get me up for school – You guessed it – I’m wearing my stepsisters dress – Im like oh shit! Im in a Dress! It was Tug of War between my stepmother & I with the blankets – She won! -(I was extremely EMBARRASSED) Ill never forget what she said, “You little Sissy Take that dress off and Get your butt upstairs for breakfast”. Stepmother and I never spoke about that incident and dress up vanished until age 25 after I was married with one child. of course the wife was not pleased when she caught me wearing sexy dress that I bought for her and she refused to wear – She (Lisa) ended up going with me to T.G. support meetings purely for entertainment! Lisa and I had two more beautiful children and then she got tired of me dressing – not to sound mean, Lisa gave me a gift when she walked out the door (Im the type, u get married – that’s it) but it was for the best, We were not compatible. Eventually two of my brothers moved from NJ to PA, Wildwood/Cape May was always the vacation spot for the family, Several camping trip, Visit childhood Friends and thy lone Brother…One of my favorite pastimes, North Cape May NJ Small Park next to the Ferry… Commercial fishermen coming in from a hard day’s work, Folks fishing off the pier, Children at bay sculpting sand castles. Exc..
Excerpt from week 4 of the LifeChurch.tv series Margin with Craig Groeschel.
Subtitles English/Español ☼
Indian Bachelor Blues
Fuck me hard. You know, the usual, food, drink and condoms. I didn�t object, and continued kissing. I couldn’t take my eyes off them. I kept my eyes closed. His binoculars made it seem he was in the same room. “Hey, sister, why are you up so early” I whispered in her ear, making sure that my breasts mashed up against her back. � I said. “Fuck! You wouldn’t believe the feeling that knot gives a woman” She now just went into orbit,fucking and swearing how much he needed to her until he started shooting up her. Without any panties or bra, both her and breasts were often in plain view of the entire school as she walked along the hallway. “Pull out Leon I’m not on the pill,please pull out”. He was really horny. Madam Pomfrey led Hermione into the office, and right up to Professor Dumbledore�s desk. Yuriko is free this afternoon and she will be able to help you. Nirosha lay on the floor and I straddled her face first. then suddenly i felt something sharp on my neck turned round to see a syringe there with something being injected into me. She looked awesome. I want to take time to enjoy you and you me. The boys walked out of the kitchen and Leon grabbed Mary by the waist and put his other hand over her mouth. When they eventually separated I got her to sit back with her quim open and let me watch all his draining from her body. She jumped a little and leaned back as she realised its me. So while I was moping about Nirosha, there was a knock on the door. Dumbledore was lying there, wondering how anybody in their right mind could ever be mean to such a gorgeous beauty. My body went limp once again and I lied down on his body. I was exhausted. Susie – as the youngster’s name was – was a bit crestfallen as I penned the pair in for a slot the following evening. ” said Yuriko. Our tongues danced as we explored each other�s mouths before we broke away and she asked if we could try a 69 again. He let go of her breast and and took hold of her waist after bending her over. We found a quiet corner this time because we knew exactly what we were going to do. ” Leon black lips met Mary’s closed mouth. He obviously didn�t know how to treat a woman�s breasts as he was squeezing them way too hard. Shortly after I told her I loved her, Amy came on my fingers and hand and I came inside her asshole. “Damn, my hair is getting too long. She was so wet, she must have really wanted a good fuck. ” Jo – my young wife – had technique like no other, she was a joy to fuck! She however was not in the least adverse to me having sex with other girls/women nor to having lesbian sex herself – I _love_ seeing her make out with another girl. From time to time, her soft gaze rested on my face and moved down excitingly to my bust. He once again squirted some tanning lotion on my ass, this time along my crack. � I placed his hand on my right nipple and he started gently playing with it. It was as if her hips were attached to a set of springs that had no relationship whatsoever to the rest of her body. “MMmmm, I want to suck your dick. We quickly got dressed and walked out of the back room. He instinctively went faster and faster, after a few minutes I couldn�t take it anymore and I had a huge orgasm. then a door swung open and josh walked into the room. Then I realised the difference as I saw his knot disappear up her quim. obey all these and you should live.