My Wife Dresses Me As A Women

I want to know all the movies you saw this year. DVD or in theaters. Also rate the movies on a scale of 1-10.
BA: 5 stars, 10 points, and thumbs up.

Your list should look like mine:

One missed call- 6/10
Cloverfield- 10/10
27 Dresses- 7/10
Meet the Spartans- 0/10
Untraceable- 5/10
Rambo- 10/10
The eye- 5/10
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of both worlds 3-D- 6.5/10
Jumper- 7/10
Be kind rewind- 5/10
10,000 B.C.- 0/10
College road trip- 1/2 out of 10
Dr. Seuss’ Horton hears a who- 7/10
Funny games- 10/10
Shutter- 0/10
21- 7/10
The ruins- 6.5/10
Prom night- 1/10
Baby mama- 8.5/10
Iron man- 9/10
Speed racer- 4/10
Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull- 9/10
The strangers- 4/10
Kung fu panda- 8.5/10
The happening- 7/10
Get smart- 5/10
WALL-E- 10/10
Wanted- 8/10
Hancock- 7/10
Hellboy II: The golden army- 7/10
Journey to the center of the Earth 3-D- 7/10
The dark knight- 10/10
Mamma Mia- 6/10
Space chimps- 1/10
Mirrors- 5/10
Quarantine- 7/10
Saw V- 7/10
Changeling- 10/10
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa- 6.5/10

Bolt 3-D- 8/10
The day the Earth stood still- 7/10

The Happening – 6/10
Cloverfield – 7/10
In Bruges – 9/10
The Dark Knight – 10/10
Iron Man – 9/10
The Incredible Hulk – 9/10
Journey to the Center of the Earth – 6/10
Saw V – 7/10
Quarantine – 7/10
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay – 9/10
Wanted – 8/10
Hellboy II The Golden Army – 9/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – 10/10
Crash – 10/10
The Eye – 3/10
Shutter – 5/10
Gran Torino – 8/10
Slumdog Millionaire – 10/10
Ninja Scroll – 9/10
The Descent – 8/10
Hancock – 5/10
WALL-E – 10/10
Tinkerbell – 6/10
Mean Girls – 8/10
The Strangers – 5/10
The Orphanage – 9/10
Frozen River – 8/10
Snow Angels – 9/10
Gone Baby Gone – 10/10
No Country For Old Men – 10/10
Kung Fu Panda – 9/10
The House Bunny – 6/10
College – 5/10
Horton Hears A Who – 8/10
Prom Night – 3/10
Paprika – 8/10
Boy A – 10/10
Changeling – 9/10
Sweeney Todd – 8/10
Atonement – 9/10
Hostel II – 5/10
Click – 7/10

I know I saw more, but I can’t think of them right now.

Ok, things are happening fast. My husband and I had a discussion about who would be the stay at home partner and who would work full time after i get pregnant with our darling little baby. Both he and I are bisexual and have different preferences. He likes handsome men and takes on the role of the sweet and feminine sissy boy or goes all the way and dresses and acts like a real girl. I like beautifuyl and sexy girls. We love each other passionately and our lovemaking is better then between a "normal" couple because both of us have a gentleness with each other that precludes the hard driving male sexuality of a man in heat.

Ok he came up with the idea of being an escort. I have a low paying job as a Girl Friday for a law firm and he has no employable skills or education beyond a high school diploma. Ok, the bartender and id checker at one of the clubs that we like to go to has been "bugging" us to hook us up with "dates" who are willing to pay. Until today we both said no. Ok, I called them today and they arranged a date for my man with a regular at the club who knows that my husband is really a boy and not a girl. He is getting paid $100 for spending the night with this guy. This guy is a professional and my husband has already been picked up. He drove up in a really fancy car (I dont know the model lol lol but its super fancy) He is being taken out for a romantic dinner with his date, followed by a night of romance in his dates apartment. Oh maybe he can have a regular night with this same man. My husband is a real "flirt" and I know that this guy will really ENJOY his company.

I’m really hoping that this will be the start of us making a lot of money so I can quit that lousy job (lol) at the law firm and the two of us can start to afford nice things without having to beg for money from our parents lol.

How do we handle the income taxes. I got a W-2 form in January with my MEAGER sniff sniff earnings. We went to a tax preparer and he prepared our taxes after I gave him the W-2. We did get a tax refund YA YA!. Does the bartender at the club issue my husband his W-2 and does he get a paycheck like on Friday like I do? I assume my husband will have multiple dates. Oh I said that my husband will only accept dates with Young Professionals who must not have any STDs plus they must use a condom because I dont want him to catch anything. The bartender and Id checker both agreed. Oh I am my husband’s business manager because he doesn’t know how to handle money lol lol.
I’d like to respond to a few things. It is not prostitution because he is only socializing with his dates and not selling sex on the streets. This particular man is really nice and we know him from the club. He is a Professional and is NOT a sleazy guy. I am glad to find out that we are being underpaid for my husband’s services so I will bring that up with the bartender at the club that next time we need more money. Oh, I work for the law firm but do a menial job. I make coffee, Word process letters and misceleneous things (they wont let me do briefs lol ) and run errands. I can’t really ask them for their advice on this matter.

home business
professional entertainment
it is not illegal to go on a date with someone and have them pay you for it
the sex is an unrelated gift

or go on a date and have sex and the money is an unrelated gift

My mom went with me when I looked for my wedding dress. I ended up finding the dress I want and she put the 50% deposit down for me. Well, our wedding is in early November and she wants to wear a shorter cocktail-style dress. All of the other women in my family and my husband-to-be’s will be wearing floor-length dresses, as we are having a black-tie ceremony and reception. How can I convince her that this is my day to stand out and get her to pick a longer dress? By the way, she is a pretty woman and looks fine in any type of dress, I just feel like she wants to stand out on the day that is supposed to be about my husband-to-be and me.
Note: I am not the type to have things be about me, I just want her to fit in with the rest of my family (my sister and my brother’s wife -both her kids also) and also my future in-laws (mom and grandma).
**Oh and also, my fiance and I are paying for our wedding on our own.

Hmm… to be honest, I don’t think it matters who is paying for the wedding. I’m sure she’s paying for her own dress so as long as it’s appropriate she should be able to wear what she wants (cause SHE IS the one wearing it!). I’m sure there are plenty of shorter dresses that will fit your formal theme fine. Why not make it another fun girls day out for dress shopping and let her get something she likes? Find something she wants that will also be formal, don’t stress over something so small! Good luck!

.. Of which the woman isn’t a fan of? (as displayed by their lack of knowledge or their lack of interest)

I’m talking about circumstances where they either accompany a man or a group of men, or where they go as a group of women- dressed up, and obviously not as fans of the event. What’s the deal here? -> Or is this social ‘exchange’ obvious to see?

And why do you even care? stop being so obsessed because you can’t get women.

I’m not going to change the way I dress because of your answers, I was just curious. Do you notice when girls on the street are dressed nicely/poorly? Do you notice when your girlfriend/wife dresses up? Thanks in advance.

i notice but it never changes my opinion of them unless they always dress to fit the current fad of the year (i don’t like that). I actually like it the most when they don’t dress up, i could care less about how they dress

Doctor: Push Miley.

(the waiting room with Kevin, Joe and Taylor)
Kevin&Taylor: Rock, Paper, Scissors…Shoot!
Taylor: Haha! You put Rock! Paper beats rock!
Kevin: That doesn’t make sense, rocks are harder and stronger. How the does paper, all flimsy and what not, beat rock?
Taylor: (laughs) Kevin, you can’t change the rules. Paper beats rock, it’s a fact.
Joe: (nods) She’s right.
Kevin: (shrugs) I’m bored.
Taylor: You’re just saying that because I won everytime.
Kevin: So..
Joe: (calls Demi again, and gets her voicemail) Why isn’t she answering!
Taylor: (takes the phone) You’ve been calling Demi nonstop for the past hour. Give it a break ok? She’ll call you back.
Joe: I know. (grabs the phone back)
Taylor: Why don’t you play rock paper scissors?
Joe: (whines) I don’t want to..
Taylor: One game? Pleaaaase?
Joe: (groans) Fine..
Joe&Taylor: Rock, Paper, Scissors…..Shoot!
Joe: (starts barking and moving his hand)
Taylor: What is that thing? (points to his hand)
Joe: It’s a dog.
Kevin: Joe, you can’t choose a dog. It’s rocks, paper or scissors.
Joe: Well I picked a dog.
Taylor: (rolls her eyes and laughs)

(in L.A. with Demi at a dress store)

Demi: Mom please don’t make me go with him.
Mrs.Lovato: Demetria! You are going dress shopping with Cody so you can help him pick out the men’s outfits for my wedding. I put you specifically in charge of the brides maid’s dresses, and your father put Cody in charge of the men’s ties and things. Put your differences aside because your going tonight and that’s final.
Demi: (crosses her arms) This is so unfair but since I’m a nice daughter, I’ll do it.
Mrs. Lovato: Thank you so much Demi. This means alot. I mean I’ve been so busy with planning this wedding.
Demi: (nods)
(a few minutes later)
Cody: (walks in) Hey ladies. Did you find a dress yet Mrs. Lovato?
Mrs. Lovato: No I didn’t, but the right dress it out there somewhere. Thank you again for taking Demi out to find her perfect dress.
Cody: (looks at Demi and grins widely) My pleasure.
Demi: (bites her tongue and smiles for her mother’s sake) Bye mommy. (kisses her mom’s cheek) I’ll call you and send you pictures of the dresses if I can’t decide.
Mrs. Lovato: Ok baby. Have fun.

(in Cody’s car)
Demi: This was your idea wasn’t it?
Cody: What can I say? I just can’t stay away from you.
Demi: I hope you know how cheesy that sounds.
Cody: (grins) I know.
Demi: Just drive to the dress story on 8th street.
Cody: Ok.

(in the hospital waiting room)
Nurse: (reads off a clipbord) Kevin, Joe and Taylor?
*they all get up*
Nurse: Follow me. (walks to room 103, Miley’s room)
Taylor: (runs to Miley) Hey, how are you sweety?
Miley: (weak and tired) I’m ok. (lifts arm up) Where’s my baby?
Joe: Wait where’s Nick?
Miley: He said he’d be back in a second..
Nick: (comes in with the baby in his arms) Sorry about that Miley. They had to take the baby for a while to weigh her and stuff. i got her back though.
Miley: (trys to sit up) Let me hold her (her voice cracks)
Nick: (carefully gives the baby to her)
Miley: (whispers something)
Kevin: (whispers to Nick) What did she say?
Nick: (shrugs, then kneels next to Miley) What Miles?
Miley: Laci. Her name is Laci.
Taylor: (goes on the other side of the bed) That’s so beautiful. Do you know what her full name is yet? (looks at the baby whose eyes are closed still)
Miley: (fiddles with the pink blanket she’s wrapped in) Well I’ve been thinking and I can’t pick her middle name until we (looks at Nick) decide what her last name is. Cyrus or Jonas?
*everyone is quiet*
Nick: (to everyone) Can you guys give us a minute?
(they all say yes and step out of the room)
Nick: Miley, It’s your decision. I mean we are getting married last time I checked..
Miley: Yes Nick. I just had your baby. (shifts Laci in her arms) I want to spend the rest of my life with you two. And all our other babies running around.
Nick: So….? Cyrus or Jonas?
Miley: Jonas.
Nick: (kisses her forehead and then lightly on the baby’s forehead) Laci…blank…Jonas.
Miley: (laughs weakly) I was thinking when I was giving birth about her full name to keep my mind of the excruciating pain. I like Laci Lynn Jonas.
Nick: LLJ. Laci Lynn. (picks her up and kisses her nose)
Miley: You can tell already she’s going to have curly brown hair just like her daddy.
Nick: (gives her back to Miley) You should sleep.
Miley: (smiles) I miss Demi.
Nick: Joe is trying to get her on her cell but she won’t answer. We’ll get her over here. Don’t worry.

Will they get Demi?? Why isn’t she answering? How will Demi feel about missing Laci’s birth? Do we like Miley’s choice on a middle name?

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The camera is really jerky in this because our son kept putting his head in the way!

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Romans 1:26-32 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion. Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed, and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, slanders, God-haters, insolent, arrogant, and boastful they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents,; they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

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digital poem created during the second israel-lebanon war ( july-augost 2006).it was inspired by a sumeian lament writen about 300 years ago.

The cow cried out and lay down there

She cried out, the cow cried out and lay down there
With a “How long?” she cried out and lay down there

.

The Holy Woman of An, Inana, cried out and lay down there

Earth is smitten

My house which the enemy has destroyed!
That city which has become ill-fated
My house which the enemy has defiled!!

That city
At which
EnIil has started
An frowns!
Nudimmud is enraged!
a quarrel

which
entered upon the mountain road!
went about the bow of the ship!
was placed in the stern of the ship!
The bolt of the holy
went about the bow of the ship!

My city which had been built for me in a dream
My house which had been built for me in a dream!

.
That enemy entered my dwelling-place wearing his shoes
That enemy laid his unwashed hands on me
He laid his hands on me, he frightened me
That enemy laid his hands on me, he killed me with fright

.
I am afraid, but he is not afraid of me.
He has stripped off my clothing and dressed his wife with it.
That enemy has cut out the lapis-Iazuli and hangs it about his child.

In my house he frightened me,
in my walled building he terrified me the tablet of my lament
Like a frightened pigeon I spent my time on a roof beam
Like a winged bat I had taken refuge in a crevice
He made me fly about like a bird in my own house which was destroyed
He made me fly about like a bird in my own town which was destroyed
He kept shouting out after me in my own house they have become a heap of ruins
” How I pour out in my city, “You are no longer my city!”
How I pour out in my cellar, “You are no longer my cellar”
I can no longer enter.
I can no longer.
.

on account of its fate I cannot sleep.
I cannot sleep. I cannot dream.
I wander about I cannot rest

the lament translated by Jeremy A. Black and Mark. E. Cohen

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my fifteenth birthday party is on satarday at my house, it’s a themed party & were all dressing up as celebrities, i really realy need help on deciding who i should be, most of the guests that are coming already know who they’re going to be here are some of the people that have been taken, russell brand lol, kate perry, marlyn munro, miley cyrus and hugh hefner lol

i want mines to be the best their and also some one who stands out!
PLEASE HELPPPP!

also, at the party were having a celebrity disco, celebrity photoshoots & watching movies? has anyone got other ideas for games or activities i can do?

thank you to anyone who answers this x

you should have gotten first pick if it’s your party. now you’ve let a half dozen celebrities become unavailable.